As we all know, it’s not legally considered an official awards show unless at least 3.7% of the attendees are wearing something tulle, transparent or sheer. If we fall below the Official Awards Show Required Transparency Level, all awards are considered null and void and must be returned within 72 hours. Well, everyone who won a Grammy this year can rest easy: the OASRTL easily cleared that level. They can keep their gramophone.

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