I sincerely hope Vanessa Hudgens is planning to walk around this party all night with her right hand jammed into that pocket, or else that smock will fall closed and everyone will think she is on the lam after making off with her hairdresser’s Dyson tools. However, that requirement would test my resolve. Cocktail or crudite? With one hand, you can’t have both. I’d say she should give up and tuck the thing in so that she can party with both her mitts, but it’s so long, it’d poke out the bottom of her shorts. And she could knot it, but it’d be bigger than her hair bun. Oh, well. I guess it’s one hand in her pocket, the other one hailing a taxicab… to go buy a new shirt.
