This movie, All The Old Knives, stars Chris Pine and Thandiwe Newton. It’s about:

a) A secret crew of college frat brothers who loved Dead Poets Society except for all the poetry, and enter meetings with the phrase, “What’s the good word, Old Knife”;

b) The inventor of a self-sharpening steak knife that renders all the others obsolete;

c) Peasants (it was supposed to be All The Old Knaves but someone made a typo);

d) Mr. and Mrs. Smith, more or less, but with with more actual interpersonal peril.

Obviously it’s the last one, but you would not have to press hard for me to believe Chris Pine likes to clap his bros on the back and say, “Hello, Old Knife, you’re looking hale.”

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