Talk about fresh off the runway: The Naeem Khan show was yesterday afternoon, and this event was mere hours later. I just wish Tessa had been given — or chosen — a more tantalizing advertisement for Naeem at his best. This looks like Naeem was awake way too late the other night watching the men’s skiing competition FINALLY begin and got slap-happy with some extra fabric. Here’s what I need to know: How do sleeve-bags stay up? Are they attached to the dress right where the sides open up and it’s just those little black strings? That feels restrictive. Are they tightly elasticized so that they won’t scoot south at all? That just sounds pinchy AND itchy. And they’re not even opaque, so she can’t pull any tricks out of them like the Clown College Prom Queen she resembles. Nobody wins here.