“And so THEN my stylist was like, ‘Seriously, a half-sleeve that matches your belt is SO next-decade, ESPECIALLY if the rest of the sleeve is sheer and your skirt looks like there is a dishtowel hanging from your thigh,’ and I was like, ‘Are you sure that’s not crazy stupid fug?” And my stylist goes, ‘No, it’s crazy wicked hot,’ and it was in that moment I wondered whether Paris Hilton was actually QUALIFIED to be a stylist and now I’m here holding a surfboard and wondering if it might magically start dispensing mind-erasing shots of ouzo that wipe out this decision but somehow still leave me with memories of making out with Ryan Gosling.”

Is it as bad as all that?

  • Yes. Points for trying, but girl, no need to try harder -- just try BETTER. (49%, 4,665 Votes)
  • Yes AND no, somehow. (27%, 2,616 Votes)
  • No. It's cute! (21%, 1,992 Votes)
  • Dude, half-sleeves are the new leggings, didn't you hear? (3%, 333 Votes)

Total Voters: 9,606

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