Oh, sweet pasta sandwich, Mary Stuart Bieberson is at it again.

Seriously, he’s like Anthony Michael Hall + Some Kind of Wonderful, multiplied by the end of Big, I think, and then stuffed in a blender with Carey Mulligan and k.d. lang, and served over ice with Zima.

And what’s more, his lip gloss matches his shirt — a lip gloss, incidentally, that exactly matches one that I own. Great. Now I can’t wear it again without thinking I have Biebermouth.