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I Wanna Marry Harry, season finale recap

Heather — Fri, 05 Sep 2014 04:00:39 -0700

Well, here it is, AT LONG LAST, the final episode of I Wanna Marry Harry, which should have been called, Let's Be Honest, I Am Mostly Just Bang-Starved. There are some surprises, there is some attempted treachery, there is tongue, there are tears, there is the hasty addition of a prize, and there is a robbery. Of…

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Fug the Show: I Wanna Marry Harry episode 7 recap

Heather — Mon, 04 Aug 2014 16:00:12 -0700

Fug Nation, I wish I could embed a clip of this episode's final scene, because it is almost completely faked. Carefully, half-artfully, but wholly faked. Because, you see, Rose figures out that this is not Prince Harry. Why? In part, because they all got drunk at a five-person toga party. YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS STUFF…

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Fug the Show: I Wanna Marry Harry, episode 6 recap

Heather — Mon, 21 Jul 2014 16:00:29 -0700

May I please share with you the prop that is the greatest metaphor for this show?

Here is the dirty secret about I Wanna Canoe Hell River: It turned out to be well-cast, on the lady side. This doesn't save the inherent meanness of it, but all but about two or…

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Fug the Show: I Wanna Marry Harry recap, episode 5

Heather — Tue, 15 Jul 2014 02:24:45 -0700

With apologies to those of you who actually mind that this has taken me so long: Our patience is rewarded by truly awful production decisions, Kelley being nuts, and Kingsley being stuck holding the douche bag.

A note: I know this is super lame, because "I" "Wanna" "Marry" "Harry" is not Downton Abbey,…

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Fug the Show: I Wanna Marry Harry recap, episode 4

Heather — Thu, 12 Jun 2014 04:45:31 -0700

First point of order: After episode two, the intro was re-recorded to remove "Harry, Prince of Wales," and replace it with, "Prince Harry of Wales." FOX is all about the deeply retroactive quality control, apparently.

Second point: Might as well tell you up front that next week, they are going to flat-out lie…

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Fug The Show: I Wanna Marry Harry episode 3 recap

Heather — Thu, 05 Jun 2014 08:00:09 -0700

I wanted to get this up sooner, but I am too wooed by the allure of clearer Hulu-generated screen grabs, which means I can't even START working on it until the next day (I refuse to watch it twice) and that it therefore also takes a backseat to things like Buying Food, or Being Cast…

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Fug the Show: I Wanna Marry Harry, episode 2 recap

Heather — Thu, 29 May 2014 15:00:26 -0700

Well. Fug Nation UK, it seems as if this will be airing in your neck of the woods sometime next week. All I can say is that I'm sorry, and that I wish this show aired with the disclaimer, "The following television program in no way reflects the opinions nor intelligence level of American people,…

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Fug the Show: I Wanna Marry Harry recap, episode 1

Heather — Wed, 21 May 2014 10:00:55 -0700

Hello, FOX Network Legal Department. So nice to meet your air quotes.

Let me begin by saying I hope Prince Harry sees this someday, and creates a vast and impossible drinking game for every element that is STUPIDER THAN SHOULD EVER BE ALLOWED. Which is all of them. Which makes it…

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