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Grammy Party Naked-Off: Lady Victoria Hervey vs. Joanna Krupa

Heather — Tue, 28 Jan 2014 23:00:23 -0800

Victoria (whom you may remember from the Globes, and if you didn't, I'm very sorry that I just harshed your innocence) is a British socialite -- basically who I imagine Paris Hilton would like to be, a.k.a., dubiously employed but unquestionably titled -- and Joanna is a model who is also on one of the…

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Grammy Party Fug Carpet: Victoria Azarenka

Heather — Tue, 28 Jan 2014 21:00:17 -0800

Vika here went down in the quarterfinals of the Australian Open, and got booed by the crowd, which apparently decided last year that Azarenka has a sportsmanship problem (she took a medical timeout in the semi-final at a questionable time).

I've decided this dress is her response. She's saying, "What sportsmanship…

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Fugs and Fabs: Grammy Salute To The Beatles

Jessica — Tue, 28 Jan 2014 18:00:32 -0800

Being a celebrity must be exhausting come awards season time. So many hair-styles and dresses and makeup and manicures and photographs. I mean, it's not like any of these people are doing back-breaking work re-paving the city streets or fighting fires or saving lives, but they at least probably wish they were at home in…

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Grammy Pre-Party Fug or Fine: Miley Cyrus

Heather — Tue, 28 Jan 2014 16:00:15 -0800

The context of this outfit: a Grammy pre-party in Los Angeles during what was probably a 66-degree evening after a warm day.

If she'd been in New York, or Chicago, or anywhere else that's been tongue-bathed by the polar vortex, I would be worrying about frost in unsightly places. Or even…

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Grammy Awards Fugs and Fabs: The Lightbox Purge

Jessica — Mon, 27 Jan 2014 23:30:41 -0800

It seriously feel like NO ONE attended this thing, right? I never thought I'd say this, but I kind of miss Lady Gaga popping up places dressed like breakfast.

[Photos: Getty]…

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Grammy Awards Meh Carpet: Ariana Grande

Heather — Mon, 27 Jan 2014 23:00:55 -0800

So, I gather Ariana Grande decided she needed to do a whole explanation about why her hair is the same all the time, and it boils down to: loads of damage from her day job, it's too "ratchet" (she means "wretched" or "ratty," right?) to wear until it grows out and she can cut off…

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Grammy Awards Fabs: The Other Metallics

Jessica — Mon, 27 Jan 2014 22:30:38 -0800

Taylor did it successfully, and so did Rita Ora. And now these ladies. I know I am a magpie who can't resist something shiny -- I literally said to Heather last week, "I don't need another gold bootie" -- but these looks are gold, Jerry. Gold! No, literally, they are mostly gold.

(And…

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Grammy Awards Better Played: Julia Roberts

Heather — Mon, 27 Jan 2014 22:00:38 -0800

I'm sure the cut of this dress will knock you over from shock.

After her Globes and SAGs outfits, I feel like Julia must have been DYING to get back into a cocktail frock with loose sleeves, like the ones she favored leading up to awards season. It's an Elie Saab,…

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Grammy Awards Fug Carpet: Ashanti

Jessica — Mon, 27 Jan 2014 21:30:06 -0800

At some point when we were watching the Grammys red carpet, Heather said, "Some horror show just walked behind Giuliana." Friends, MEET THAT HORROR SHOW:

I'm sure you know what I'm going to say, though, and I want you to say it with: At least it's not a vagina sling.
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Grammy Weekend Fugs or Fabs: Lorde

Heather — Mon, 27 Jan 2014 21:00:49 -0800

I'm getting that black clothes are her thing, but not all garments are created equal. People are very defensive of her, from what I gleaned on Twitter, so don't take it personally if I don't think they're all very good. Or any of them. I'm sure she's still a high-quality human being.

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