For ninety percent of Hollywood — okay, for eighty percent of Hollywood — this would be considered at least borderline goofy:
But Nicki Minaj, it is borderline clinically depressed. Her hair is a COLOR FOUND IN NATURE. Nothing is BeDazzled. I think that’s a SWEATSHIRT. Sweetie, it’s all going to be okay. Fug Madness happens every year. You still have a shot at 2013! Grab a nearby Pope and go out and make it happen! DON’T LET YOURSELF GO SO SOON.