Celebs at Peace One Day concert at the Zenith arena in Paris

[Photo: Splash News]

“Hello, world. My appearance today is brought to you by Puma Peace. As in, I am the puma, and I wish you peace. What is a puma, you ask? Well, it’s like a cougar, but faster, hungrier, saucier, messier, badder, bedhead-ier, Old West Hells Angels Saloon owner-ier, bouffant-ier, peaceful-ier, woozier, collarbone-er, hyphen-ier, and ier-ier. And if you know what the hell I’m talking about, then I’ll GIVE you these pants. It takes me ten years to zip them anyway.”
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