This scrolldown is a particularly tough one because we get almost the ENTIRE way to the bottom before the sucker-punch. Chloe looks super from her part to two-thirds of the way down her shin, and then BOOM, the white bootie-hooves. I don’t have any experience with the five-finger sneakers or these foot-mittens, and would be extremely curious to know if anyone in Fug Nation has tried them and can weigh in on whether having your toes forcibly separated like that is a strange sensation. Mostly, I just think these look clompy, and with such a posh and light outfit, it’s a clash. Still, given Chloe’s storied history, it’s pretty thrilling that this brought as many delights as it did.

She does seem to dig those boots, too:

'Good Posture' premiere, Tribeca Film Festival, New York, USA - 27 Apr 2019

That coat makes me laugh. It looks like something Daddy Warbucks would have ordered for Annie, to make sure she grew up a Yankees fan. I hope the back flap has an actual player name and number on it.

Speaking of slaps, I’m editing to add: Eagle-eyed readers noted that our pals T.Lo had a back view, which I was able to find, and T.LO AND BEHOLD:

Good Posture Premiere During 2019 Tribeca Film Festival
They’re SHIN SHIELDS. Denim leg flaps. Imagine walking in those and having the constant thwap, thwap, thwap against your body. Gucci DOES IT AGAIN, and by “it” I mean “incites the screams of a frightened pants-wearing nation.”
[Photos: Rex/Shutterstock]