This scrolldown is a particularly tough one because we get almost the ENTIRE way to the bottom before the sucker-punch. Chloe looks super from her part to two-thirds of the way down her shin, and then BOOM, the white bootie-hooves. I don’t have any experience with the five-finger sneakers or these foot-mittens, and would be extremely curious to know if anyone in Fug Nation has tried them and can weigh in on whether having your toes forcibly separated like that is a strange sensation. Mostly, I just think these look clompy, and with such a posh and light outfit, it’s a clash. Still, given Chloe’s storied history, it’s pretty thrilling that this brought as many delights as it did.

She does seem to dig those boots, too:

'Good Posture' premiere, Tribeca Film Festival, New York, USA - 27 Apr 2019

That coat makes me laugh. It looks like something Daddy Warbucks would have ordered for Annie, to make sure she grew up a Yankees fan. I hope the back flap has an actual player name and number on it.

Speaking of slaps, I’m editing to add: Eagle-eyed readers noted that our pals T.Lo had a back view, which I was able to find, and T.LO AND BEHOLD:

Good Posture Premiere During 2019 Tribeca Film Festival
They’re SHIN SHIELDS. Denim leg flaps. Imagine walking in those and having the constant thwap, thwap, thwap against your body. Gucci¬†DOES IT AGAIN, and by “it” I mean “incites the screams of a frightened pants-wearing nation.”
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