I don’t know about you, but I am feeling….whatever the opposite of “festive” is, this holiday season. (Fetid? Certainly.) And, ergo, I’d like to thank Sarah Paulson for wearing this gloriously shiny dress on Seth Meyers. It has — no joke — actually cheered me up. It’s like if you stuck a bunch of Christmas ornaments in a blender with a little champagne and then somehow, magically, turned that into a dress. If that can happen, apparently, anything is possible.