I’d like to formally congratulate Sarah Jessica Parker on being able to wear a dress made of that crinkly cellophane that fancy wine shoppes wrap around gift bottles. One error might be her not taking a long strand of colorful straw to use as a belt and really lean into the Gift Basket Couture. Perhaps she could also stick some confetti inside her bra?

In all sincerity: While this fabric DOES remind me of the corporate gift basket you might get from your town’s most organized coven of witches, she also looks good in it. After all, two things can be true — and she DOES have Iconic Witch Shenanigans on her CV.

I also appreciate that she just say eff it when it came to finding a bra that actually works with this dress’s low back:

Celebrities Attend Press Night for The Starry Messenger at Wyndham's Theatre

Why pretend?

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