Last week, I opined that I thought Harry and Meghan might not go on their honeymoon until August, but I retract that: I suspect they’re wherever they ended up going now and will be back in time for Trooping the Colour next weekend. However, in their absence, everyone else is picking up the slack with the help of one thing: TIARAS. Also drinking. Also top hats.

Elsewhere of potential interest to you:

At Town & Country: Royal Wedding Guest Janina Gavankar Shares the Story Behind Her Striking Dress, and Details of the Intimate Evening Reception. The WHOLE subtext of a lot of this, to me, was, “WOW Priyanka Chopra can’t shut up.”

Kate took two-thirds of the kids to the Houghton Horse Trials this weekend. [From Berkshire to Buckingham]

Lainey’s got the latest on the Emilia Wickstead drama.

At People: I am SO ANNOYED that Heather and I just missed being able to see this when we were in the UK last week: Crowns! Scepters! Orbs! See the Amazing Royal Treasures Newly on Display at Westminster Abbey.

Also, those MOTHER jeans that Meghan wore on her first official outing with Harry are back in stock, if that’s your jam! (I have them without the knee rip and I really like them, myself.)

At Vanity Fair: Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Will Soon Be Neighbors with the Beckhams. ALLEGEDLY.

Per Hello! Harry is set to be the best man at one of the van Straubenzees’ weddings in August, which will be mostly fun for us because Meghan and Kate will more than likely both attend, and that means OUTFITS.

And, on social media:


Getting ready for the GP Photo by HSH Princess Charlene #startyourengines

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