And so it is: The Widow Mara strikes again. At this point she should just write and produce her own string of Lifetime movies inspired by all her black outfits. The Widow’s Confusion. Not Without My Nana’s Handkerchief. Mother, May I Sleep With Undertakers? Prom Is A Four-Letter Word. Death Did The Hula. Sorority Lampshade: A Housewares Murder Mystery. Co-Ed Call Girl 2: Wrong Number. Her Breasts Frowned at Dawn. I know indie flicks have more prestige, but girl, a good — or bad — Lifetime series is forever.

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