Is anyone else into the idea of this reality show? I feel like Cara would do all the talking, trying to impress Rihanna with what a badass she is, and Rihanna would not give a shit — but languidly, which would be even more infuriating. She wouldn’t even notice that a shit was meant to be given. She’d just toss off a sentence here and there, infrequently, without stopping to wonder if her words are blades. There would also be a lot of pot, probably. Call it I Don’t Cara and sell it to VH-1.