Zendaya attended the 2018 MTV Movie Awards in an outfit that made her refer to herself as “a fine ass unwrapped caramel filled Hershey kiss.” Apparently other people tweeted at her that she looked like an almond. I might have gone with “beautiful poop emoji,” or “hand-carved bell,” except that I like this — well, more accurately, I like the skirt. I am NOT into the fit of the top. But bless her for never being boring. There’s quite a lot of weird and wild in here, along with the occasional bit of wonderful. But only occasional.