I feel compelled not to use this person’s name, just because SURELY she woke up this morning and thought, “What the HELL DID I DO LAST NIGHT?”

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The caption did say she is wearing something,** by the designer whose store opening this was, so I feel safe in asserting two things: She has used it to scrub her tile grout already today, and Bai Ling has already called to ask if she can dry-clean it and wear it to Barnes & Noble. Not necessarily in that order.
** This comma, placed in error, suddenly became hilarious to me — like, as if the caption felt compelled to defend that she is indeed clothed. Heh.
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