Dear Alex Kingston,

I love you, but you are not Helena Bonham Carter. And that’s OKAY. Also: why do you currently have an American accent on Private Practice? A) that character doesn’t need to be an American, B) We all know what your actual voice sounds like, so it’s distracting, C) you are an excellent actress, but your American accent is really not great, D) Why am I still watching Private Practice AND more invested in it than ever? I DON’T KNOW. Is it because Amy Brenneman has good hair (although I believe it MAY be a wig at the moment, it is a wig I want on my own head)? Or because Taye Diggs has good…everything? REGARDLESS: here we are.