Oh god. The overalls. They’re trying to make the overalls happen again.
And while I am truly happy that America’s farmers now have more options, the resurgence of the overall merely gives me wicked flashbacks to college, when every week at least one girl of my acquaintance (including myself) emerged from a stall in the girls’ bathroom with a wrinkled nose to announce, “ugh, one of the straps of my overalls fell into the toilet.” DO YOU REALLY WANT TO RETURN TO A TIME WHEN PARTS OF YOUR OUTFIT WERE PRONE TO DROOPING INTO URINE?
Think about it.