“Wait, why am I asking you? You wear forks as earrings,” Aria’s wise mother said to her in one of these hours. It’s a great line, made better by the fact that I could have SWORN that in an earlier episode Aria really DID wear forks. Like, I can picture them. I think I even wrote the joke in my head. But the image didn’t appear on any of the ones on my DVR (did I delete one by mistake?), and the costumer couldn’t confirm whether it happened, and so I am bereft and forkless. Still, there’s plenty else to look at, including the fact that the show is pimping some really cute patterns lately. Pimp My Pattern, coming to you soon on HGTV.