I am not a huge Star Trek fan — I’m not AGAINST it, I just haven’t watched all of it, though I’ve seen enough to sort of get the gist when other people are talking about it — and yet every time I see an ad for Star Trek: Picard, I think, “do I need to watch this?!!” (No one can resist Patrick Stewart!) However, it is of course on CBS All-Access and I’m in a fight with them, namely because they want me to pay for them and I won’t. So this may be, tragically, all I’ll see.

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