This slideshow features two boyfriends I forgot, one husband I sort of forgot, PLENTY of dresses I didn’t remember existed, and one that many people find unforgettable. The relaxing thing about Penelope Cruz is that there are so few absolute turds in her closet, but on the flip side, there are plenty that could use nitpicks here and there to make them truly rad. But if it’s sparkle you want, well, sparkle you’ll find on this pandemic Wednesday. Come with me.

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