It is truly a testament to Naomie Harris’s beauty that she is pulling off wearing what I am fairly sure is actually a tablecloth:

A sheer tablecloth, no less — the sort of thing you pop out when you’re having a really saucy dinner party and want to use your very most seductive linens. Don’t look at your computer monitor like that: You KNOW that minx Martha Stewart has a section of her linen closet neatly labeled Kinky Cotton, Linens and Lace. Hopefully, that too will come to a Macy’s near you sooner rather than later.

Pull up a seat at the table and weign in:

  • This is great! (31%, 2,720 Votes)
  • This is SO MEH. (8%, 662 Votes)
  • END THE SHEER MADNESS PLEASE END IT I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE ARGH. (43%, 3,777 Votes)
  • Where's Idris Elba? (19%, 1,634 Votes)

Total Voters: 8,793

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