Somehow I just can’t get on board.

Her gown looks like the bodice was made from the black lines she knotted to use as an escape ladder from a dark tower that decorated itself too thematically. And his jacket is sparkly fun, and all, but it’s starting to look like, “Shh, we’ve replaced Camila’s regular McConaughey with his wax replica. Let’s see if she’s too sleepy to notice.” Madame Tussaud should be no one’s stylist.