Someone — as the kids say — woke up and chose violence! Because the truth of the matter is that while I can see that Posh’s general color scheme is slightly McDonaldian, and he certainly has a history of bravery in terms of accessorizing (those striped socks!), I don’t have confidence that Ronald would think to add a green bag to his look:

'Good Morning America' TV show, New York, USA - 12 Oct 2021

And while I might dream of a Posh Spice Special Dipping Sauce, this appearance on GMA was just in aid of her new makeup line. Which I ASSUME has no Ronald McDonald tie-in, because god love him but he’s got to dial that down.

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