As a big fan of programming in which rich people have horrible problems, I am of course delighted by the return of Succession — which is a SOAP OPERA, don’t let ANYONE tell you otherwise just because it is expensive — wherein rich people will be utterly beset by problems almost solely of their own making. I’m so ready for these folks to regret their own mostly terrible behavior on yachts again! (By which, let me be clear, I meanĀ both “regret the terrible things they did on yachts” AND “experience regret while located on a yacht.)

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