I’ve decided this isn’t Sia at all, and that Sia actually has a small cadre of Sialikes, each of whom she dresses up and dispatches around town to do her errands and create general mayhem. Think the finale of The Thomas Crown Affair, with fewer robberies, and more buying experimental toiletries at Whole Foods.
The clothes, though, actually look really slick on her; counting down until Armani turns her entire High Fashion Cousin Itt aesthetic into a runway show. But, a word to the wise, Sialikes: Pick your shoes next time BEFORE you put on the wig. You’ll do better.
[Photo: Alberto E. Rodriguez/Armani]