The optical illusion of this photo, which is that she has no legs, is really amusing to me. And it’s putting me in a better mood. But I feel like even Michael Kors would have looked at this — with it’s weird fit and its slit that should go in the back — and thought, “Huh. Well, thank God it’s sparkly, at least,” and by morning had already forgotten he ever made it.

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