I love Sophie Turner. She was great on Game of Thrones, and she is A DELIGHT on Instagram. I hope she and Joe Jonas have a healthy, happy baby and are adorable together forever. And thus: A year ago today, and also actually today, I want better for her than these truly perplexing denim nightmares. CHILDREN OF NOW: Your elders already tried these jeans! We found them disastrous! Learn your jeans history, and from our pain! Do not go down this road anew!