I gave away all my secrets in the headline. But one afternoon while I was working, I was watching a soap on the channel that also airs Kelly Clarkson’s talk show, and so one rolled right into the other. I love Kelly, and she opens every episode with a cover song, so of course I wasn’t going to turn it off. And then it rolled on and on and on… and suddenly I looked up and she was talking to Natalie Portman and the two pink crannies on her shoulders. And it’s silly and juvenile, but in this chest-up Zoom world, everything feels bigger and more obvious, and that went double for the slits on her pits. Thank you for the unexpected comedy, Natalie.