Our Lady of Perpetual Pandemic, Amanda Holden, has taken some time away from her day job — walking around with Ashley Roberts to give me and only me content for my website – and taken back the mantle of her night job, ie, being a judge on Britain’s Got Talent. Now she’s walking about with Alesha Dixon and they both look VERY sunny (surely appreciated in London in January) and also like they both wondered how to show some skin but, like, unexpectedly:

'Britain's Got Talent' TV Show photocall, The London Palladium, UK - 18 Jan 2022

Although I fear for the structural integrity of whatever is protecting Amanda’s modesty and ne’er shall I support those split hem trousers….I cannot be that mad. They ARE both very sunshiney! It’s something.

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