The caption of this photo described Olivia’s pap walk as being in “a small shirt.” That’s like calling an episode of TV a short movie: It’s both a gross oversimplification and also not really accurate. That’s not a small shirt. It is a pirate bra. Let’s not be getting careless with our definitions here, or else someone’s going to point out that “underpants” includes the word “pants” and is therefore a sartorial synonym and THEN WHERE WILL WE BE. … Actually, probably not far off from where we are now, but that’s a whole other problem.