From the waist up, she’s the rich blond lady who talks to you a lot about your investments and sometimes lets you come out on her yacht with her and her husband, an old man that everyone calls “Watty,” and you never find out why, because his given name is Reginald. From the waist down, she’s the drunk rick blond lady who has decided, for kicks, to try on Watty’s pants.

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