EVA JACQUELINE LONGORIA. You turn around right now and go upstairs and change. I am not kidding. You are not leaving the house like this. Do you want to lose all your screen time for the rest of the year? Phone privileges? Your car? I didn’t think so. Go back to your room and don’t come back downstairs until you’ve found something to wear that doesn’t look like it’s just remnants from a notions sale at Joann’s Fabric tacked to an old pair of L’Eggs. This is not a discussion.

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