Things were trending upward the last time we saw CGM, and in a fit of misplaced optimism, I was starting to feel like Harry Zidler in Moulin Rouge: “EVERYTHING’S! GOING! SO WELLLL!!!” And then. This is like the figure-skating costume version of the blouse she was wearing the other day, a bit, except… well, see the frontal view properly here:

TimesTalks with Chloe Grace Moretz, New York, USA - 30 Jul 2018

Her torso could be an understudy in the Star Wars cantina band. I hope her boobs can play the kloo horn.

She later stepped out in something vaguely more promising:

Chloe Grace Moretz out and about, New York, USA - 31 Jul 2018

I love the blazer, though I’m not wild about the negligee underneath it, but the TRUE scrolldown is when we get to the shoes and trouser socks. I’m not sure if those are one whole item designed to LOOK like she’s wearing partial nylons with sandals — such a thing exists — or if she actually is, but it doesn’t really matter. The net effect is an eyeroll. She’d have been better off with Doc Marten boots, honestly. At least that would’ve had a ’90s vibe I could get behind.

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