Potential names for this outfit, as expressed via things on Claire Danes’s resume:

My So-Called Shirt

Groanland

Little Linen

Tank-top Stand-in

Nomeo + Fooliet

The Bod Squad

Sweaterdust

Ew Turn

Heminator 3: Rising to the Knees

Dignity Goes Down

Brokedown Stylist

The Painmaker

Les Miserables

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