Potential names for this outfit, as expressed via things on Claire Danes’s resume:
My So-Called Shirt
Groanland
Little Linen
Tank-top Stand-in
Nomeo + Fooliet
The Bod Squad
Sweaterdust
Ew Turn
Heminator 3: Rising to the Knees
Dignity Goes Down
Brokedown Stylist
The Painmaker
Les Miserables