Can we just talk about what Leigh Lezark is wearing here?

Oh yes, those are harem pants that happen to be split from stem to stern. I hope she and Kelly are laughing about how hilariously dumb they are. It’s also worth noting that Heather and I were at this event, but not standing next to each other, and when we reunited, we looked at one another’s notes, and both of them said, more or less, “WHAT.IS.LEIGH.LEZARK.WEARING?  This was at Zac Posen, and it was a fun show. SO many gowns.

At Y-3, we choked when the time came to talk to Samuel L Jackson.

But we DIDN’T choke when it came time to talk to Abbie Cornish about Madonna.

In case you missed our coverage over the weekend, here’s a round-up:

 We also talked to a delightfully salty Rose McGowan and then almost got killed by photographers chasing… LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian. Of course.

We saw Kellan Lutz’s orange perm at Lacoste, overheard a great quote about Heidi Klum at Christian Siriano, and saw Glee‘s Ryan Murphy give the phrase Band of Outsiders a new meaning by getting stuck waiting at a gas station outside the show.

We coped with NOT seeing LiLo storming Charlotte Ronson by chatting up one of the girls on Teen Wolf . She was charming.

We went to the Project Runway finale and saw nine shows and TOO MUCH SIDEBOOB from the aforementioned Klum (no massive PR spoilers herein, although we do name the guest judge and mention random details about a couple collections, so reader beware).

Also!  We saw Dwyane Wade and Carmelo Anthony at rag & bone, and THEN we went to Cynthia Rowley, where LINDSAY F’ING LOHAN showed up at the last second. WITH A PIRATE.  We’re pretty sure. YOU GUYS. IT WAS INSANE. You HAVE to read that one, if nothing else.

Almost as exciting, at Nicole Miller, Ashley Tisdale looked sort of terrible and acted kinda cranky. We know. We also wish that wasn’t true.