Time for perhaps my favorite column of the year. As summer draws to a close and we look forward to fall, fashion week, and awards season, it’s time to figure out which celeb won blockbuster movie season’s red carpet. Gwyneth and her side-butt? Zoe Saldana and her ice skating costume? Michael B Jordan and his infection grin?
“Mother Goop was concurrently shilling her second cookbook and a partnership with trainer Tracy Anderson. Yes, Gywneth was literally out selling her perky ass.”