…it will shock and amaze you. For example:

” Real talk: This is ridiculous. It’s too tight, she’s got eyeballs on her boobs, and she’s carrying a purse made out of a cupcake. But is it weird that, three and a half years later, we suddenly find it somewhat hilarious? Listen, once you’ve seen Lady Gaga pop up wearing the Aktins diet, a girl with peepers on her knockers ain’t so bad.”

Read the rest of it at The Cut!