Or, more accurately, we pick our most NOTEWORTHY looks of last night, from Piper Perabo’s maniac mugging, to Claire Danes’s awesomeness, and several in between, and see of whom we said:

“This calls to mind a mental patient who hijacked Gaga’s Grammy egg.”

Pop over to Vulture to see that, and the whole list! And, if you missed the red carpet last night, check out our liveblog!