We’ve done it for Ryan Gosling. We’ve done it for Emma Stone. And now, we trace the style evolution of the superstar whose fame, fortune, and delicious, slightly-bacon-y body odor outshines them all: MISS PIGGY:

By now, Miss Piggy’s self-empowerment and fearless drive to karate-chop her way to the top have made her into an icon on par with Joan Collins. So who better to emulate in a major ad campaign? That hat is so Dynasty, we can practically feel the martini splashing on our skin as she hurls it toward us.

Click over to Vulture to read the rest. DO IT FOR MOI.