Behold, our Fashion Week wrap-up post, where we share all the tid-bits we couldn’t share earlier, and decide who looked best, who looked worst, the full story of that time we almost got kicked out of Tommy Hilfiger, and whose mustache was the most horrifying:

“It’s a runaway win for Justin Bieber’s new mustache, which really just looks like the landing spot for his eyebrow droppings. We imagine him grooming it carefully in front of the mirror with a My Little Pony mane-and-tail comb.”

Get the whole scoop at The Cut!