For those nights when you’re all alone on your moisture farm, dreaming of one day going to a wretched hive of scum and villainy where a hot rogue might kill someone without being fired upon first because WE ALL KNOW HAN SHOT FIRST, GEORGE.

The collection is ostensibly about ’70s and ’80s nostalgia, but I wonder if it’s more calculated than the initial aura of whimsy suggests: Last season’s show was so roundly derided by critics;┬áthis seems aimed at amusing them into submission, while still guaranteeing headlines. The question is, who’ll wear it first? Surely Natalie Portman would rather eat spoons.

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