I love Kelis. Seriously.
She is never not fun. Here, I feel like she put on her Miu Miu shoes and her shiny, shiny shiny shiny mini-dress (which I secretly love a little bit), and thought, “huh. What am I missing? Giant cuff bracelets as a silent shout-out to my idol, Wonder Woman? No, I’m wearing those. My purse? I don’t believe in purses. OH I KNOW. I meant to wear a tremendous, crazy head-bow, so as to perhaps make my head look incredibly tiny OR to make people think I’ve grown some kind of complex and ultra-shiny hair-do. It’s called A CONVERSATION STARTER.”