I don’t know — I’m sure I’m supposed to think this is really stylish and slouchy-cool.
But mostly, I just think that this is totally unacceptable unless she is a) Janice Dickinson, or b) just seduced Michael Nouri by removing her bra without taking off her shirt. And I’m not really sure I’d want to be either of those things. Flashdance was fun and all, but but in a dance-off, I might take Showgirls’ Nomi Malone. Oh yeah, that’s right, I said it.