First, let us all discuss at length Emma Stone’s brunette dye job.

I will miss her as a redhead, but I’m not mad at this, either. I’m sure it’s for a role and she’ll be back to lighter pastures soon, but she’s proving to be a person who can wear pretty much any hair color and have it make sense on her. As for the dress, it’s one part Middle Earth Chastity Belt, and one part what the Kardashian Waist Training Gizmo will look like in 100 years when their andoid selves run this entire planet. I’ll say this for Prada: Between Emma and Katy Perry, that brand did not snooze on this gala.

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