Jessica Biel wore this Giambattista Valli at a Baby2Baby charity gala, which only makes sense if you think of it as something she fashioned herself out of a treacherous mesh baby gate and a nursing bra. It’s Friday, and this week has been sloggier than most for me lately, so let’s goof off with some haiku. Have at it in the comments if you want to: three lines, 5 syllables in the first and third and then 7 in the second. Like:

I see you there, Sheers,
Mortified by the horror.
This Biel tolls for thee.

It’s like a dark hive.
Giant honeycomb by night.
A bee is horny.

Hi, how do you do?
Nice to meet you. I’m Heather.
You must be Regrets.


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