Nice try, LeAnn, but: Girl, please.

If we didn’t care about you before you and Eddie Cibrian cheated together on your spouses, and we didn’t care about you after your divorces, and we didn’t care about you once you finally admitted that yes indeed you were a couple, and we didn’t care about you when you got engaged, and we didn’t care about you when you got married, then we are DEFINITELY not going to care about you now. So maybe put it away, pick up a sandwich, and take a six-month nap.

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