There are sincerely a couple bodysuits in this Fendi show that have their crotch snaps out, flapping in the breeze, looking for all the world like high school and college when we couldn’t get them to fasten again after a couple Long Islands. It is not at all the primary direction of this collection — there’s a lot more single arm warmers and good coats and things aimed at neck warmth — but I could not get past it.

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